The season finale has come and gone, Colonists!
Where’d We End Up:
LA Bloc: Rendered
The Bowmans: On cruise control in a stolen Escalade (cuz why not?) outside the LA bloc. They weren’t specific if they were in another bloc or if they were outside the entire colony. All five Bowmans were present and accounted for.
Alan Snyder: With the Bowmans, in the backseat of the Escalade. He has basically covered himself and his survivability 3 different ways: 1. Staff job with Helena 2. Exiting with the Bowmans and 3. Arranging to return the gauntlet to the IGA. It’s not cool, but it can’t be said he’s not looking out for number one.
Maddie: On the way to the factory. She gambled by siding with Nolan and abandoning her family. She lost in lip-splitting fashion. See you from the moon, Maddie!
Helena: On her way to the IGA. What’s it called when you get promoted after a disaster? Failing up?
Broussard: Flying solo, saying he’s going to stay in the bloc. Listen to the podcast for Caroline’s alternate theories on how Broussard might actually spend the near future.
Morgan: Dead. Sorry. We had to meet a quota on major-minor deaths.
Bob: Alive again! I guess the hosts CAN apply medical expertise to those they can get evil deeds out of when they want to.
Catch us next week as we move on from Colony and cover The Leftovers’ final season!